Thailand Martial Law Tour.

Prayuth said that martial law will not be lifted and should be promoted as a tourist attraction.

Enjoy your Martial Law stay in “Junta Land”. Your martial law tour package in photos.


BANGKOK, THAILAND – MAY 24: Protesters take part in a city centre anti-coup rally on May 24, 2014 in Bangkok, Thailand. The Thai capital has seen several anti-coup rallies since the military seized control on May 22. Thailand’s ruling military has declared martial law that bans public assembly and imposes a nighttime curfew

Take Selfies as you like. These soldiers are nice. They only make little money, maybe 6000 baht/month. Not like the other millionaire generals.

Don’t listen to these people. They want democracy, freedom and maybe eat a sandwich. They are no Good. 

It gets exciting sometimes. Real life action. Better than watching a movie. 

If you see that monk. Don’t seek any blessings from “Suthep Thaugsuban”. Dangerous man, just got acquitted from so many murder charges. 

thailand -suthep-murder-charges-dropped
thailand -suthep-murder-charges-dropped

If you want to see some horror inhuman action. Head to south Thailand. Islamic ‘separatists’ burning schools, beheading, and mutilating Buddhist civilians. Islamic Jihad in action. 

Thai Muslim girls help remove burnt books after their school was ravaged by a fire in southern Thailand’s Pattani province, south of Bangkok, December 3, 2012. The fire started around 1 am on Monday morning after a group of men set fire to the two-story school building before fleeing

Happy Campaigns

During your stay in Thailand. You can listen to general Prayuth song and recite his 12 core values. I don’t think the movie, he is going to produce is out yet. Maybe you get lucky and attend one of Junta concerts”bring happiness to the people”. What a life changing experience. You came to Thailand so miserable. Now, you are going to leave “Happy” with 12 core values that will put you on the right track in life.

BANGKOK, THAILAND – 2014/05/31: A Thai Royal Army Band performing during the “bring happiness back to Thais” event organize by Thai Royal Army at Santichai Pragan park in Bangkok. Chief of National Council for Peace and Order (NCPO) General Prayuth Chan-ocha said a first phase of about three months would focus on reconciliation with a cabinet and new draft constitution put in place and promised to hold a general election in about a year after national reforms are completed.

Don’t bring or read George Orwell’s novel ‘1984’. Don’t eat any sandwich in public. You get arrested.  

A Thai anti-coup protester holds a book as he eats a sandwich as a sign of protest outside a shopping center in Bangkok, Thailand, 22 June 2014. Protesters announced another show of defiance on 22 June by eating ‘sandwiches for democracy’, students and activists held picnic rallies as a new symbol of protest against the military coup in Bangkok after the military junta banned gatherings and demonstratiions since the 22 May’s military coup d’etat
Thai policemen arrest an anti-coup protester (C) during a demonstration at a shopping mall in Bangkok on June 22, 2014. Thailand’s junta will form an interim government by September, Prayut said on June 13. 

Human trafficking

You can go and see how the Thai Navy makes extra money selling Myanmar Rohingya . Maybe that’s not in your home country. You guys always use these fancy names “Human trafficking”. We call it Good money Business for the Royal Thai Navy.  I doubt you want to buy one or two Rohingya during your vacation in Thailand.

Ethnic Rohingya refugees from Myanmar wave as they are transported by a wooden boat to a temporary shelter in Krueng Raya in Aceh Besar in this April 8, 2013 file photo. Myanmar has confirmed to the United Nations it is finalising a plan that will offer minority Rohingya Muslims citizenship if they change their ethnicity to suggest Bangladeshi origin, a move rights groups say could force thousands into detention camps. Most of Myanmar’s 1.1 million Rohingya are stateless and live in apartheid-like conditions in Rakhine state on the western coast of the predominantly Buddhist country. Almost 140,000 Rohingya remain displaced after deadly clashes with ethnic Rakhine Buddhists in 2012.

You can become a millionaire in Thailand. Counterfeit money business is done by the Thai Military too. What a self sufficient organization.  Last month, arrest of Capt Chamras, the commander of 522 of the Marines and Lt JG Pramote is the deputy chief of a unit for counterfeiting 7 million US dollars.

Fake Money as much as you want by the Thai army


The streets has bigger cars

The restaurants are well protected for your safety while dining. 

Prayuth said “Don’t go wear Bikini if you’r pretty and attractive. It’s not safe in Thailand”. Listen to Prayuth. He is a man of wisdom and superstitious. 

Pray that Thai police doesn’t set you up with drugs or try to extort money from you during your time in Thailand.

Bon Voyage. Gute Reise. buon viaggio. har en dejlig tur. счастливого пути. hebben een leuke trip. hyvää matkaa. iyi yolculuklar. 旅行愉快. 行ってらっしゃい. 즐거운 여행. щасливої ​​дороги.

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