Prayuth said that martial law will not be lifted and should be promoted as a tourist attraction.
Enjoy your Martial Law stay in “Junta Land”. Your martial law tour package in photos.
Take Selfies as you like. These soldiers are nice. They only make little money, maybe 6000 baht/month. Not like the other millionaire generals.
Don’t listen to these people. They want democracy, freedom and maybe eat a sandwich. They are no Good.
It gets exciting sometimes. Real life action. Better than watching a movie.
If you see that monk. Don’t seek any blessings from “Suthep Thaugsuban”. Dangerous man, just got acquitted from so many murder charges.
If you want to see some horror inhuman action. Head to south Thailand. Islamic ‘separatists’ burning schools, beheading, and mutilating Buddhist civilians. Islamic Jihad in action.
During your stay in Thailand. You can listen to general Prayuth song and recite his 12 core values. I don’t think the movie, he is going to produce is out yet. Maybe you get lucky and attend one of Junta concerts”bring happiness to the people”. What a life changing experience. You came to Thailand so miserable. Now, you are going to leave “Happy” with 12 core values that will put you on the right track in life.
Don’t bring or read George Orwell’s novel ‘1984’. Don’t eat any sandwich in public. You get arrested.
You can go and see how the Thai Navy makes extra money selling Myanmar Rohingya . Maybe that’s not in your home country. You guys always use these fancy names “Human trafficking”. We call it Good money Business for the Royal Thai Navy. I doubt you want to buy one or two Rohingya during your vacation in Thailand.
You can become a millionaire in Thailand. Counterfeit money business is done by the Thai Military too. What a self sufficient organization. Last month, arrest of Capt Chamras, the commander of 522 of the Marines and Lt JG Pramote is the deputy chief of a unit for counterfeiting 7 million US dollars.
Fake Money as much as you want by the Thai army
The streets has bigger cars
The restaurants are well protected for your safety while dining.
Prayuth said “Don’t go wear Bikini if you’r pretty and attractive. It’s not safe in Thailand”. Listen to Prayuth. He is a man of wisdom and superstitious.
Pray that Thai police doesn’t set you up with drugs or try to extort money from you during your time in Thailand.
Bon Voyage. Gute Reise. buon viaggio. har en dejlig tur. счастливого пути. hebben een leuke trip. hyvää matkaa. iyi yolculuklar. 旅行愉快. 行ってらっしゃい. 즐거운 여행. щасливої дороги.